Frycook

…In victory.

Grab the bird and the princess, and climb onto the dragon’s back. His fat body will surely protect you from the blast and you can ride his carcass to safety with the force of the explosion. Then, Marry princess because the bird is secretly a licensed priest.

...Kinda...

You go over to catch the bird and to your surprise, it willingly land in your hands. Turns out this is your true spirit animal. It begins to glow and you feel a rush of energy flow through your entire body.

Your shirt shreds as the power of the little bird augments your muscles. Hair begins to cover your chest and arms and you feel incredibly manly.

You easily break the prison and sweep the princess off her feet. The window seemed small, however with your new immense strength you easily bust through it and begin falling with style. In the background the tower explodes.

You have saved the princess and kinda defeated the dragon. It probably died in the explosion. Awesome. Good job. Hooray.

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