smack bird away with still hot frying pan and inspect food box
You make a move for the bird, perhaps to smack it, or eat it, or sell it some of your new concoction. Alas, it flies away again! Man, what is with that bird anyway??
Defeated, you open up the FOOD box. Inside the box there is no food, but a staircase down into some dark chasm in the castle. A foreboding feeling emanates from it.
Ignore the stairs, then go down them anyway. Don’t forget your glow-in-the-dark turkey baster!
Throw your xxx jug down the stairs to startle any possible lurking enemies, then proceed with caution.
Leap down the stairs with fry-cook like abandon, Frying pan in hand to fight back any enamies!
Devour the stairs with reckless abandon. Clearly these stairs are meant for consumption with the helpful label placed on their container.